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Text Less, Speak More — Because the Break-Up Sauce Tastes Awful
I want you to imagine a person looking you directly in the eye and saying: “I’m going to kill you.”…
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Our Fake Lives
I don’t know how much of my life is real.
Less than half, maybe.
Sometimes you just have to stop…
Check Yourself Before You Autocorrect Yourself
“Hey! What’s the name of that HBO show you keep telling me to watch?”
“A song of boners.”
“A song…
