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Your Penis Looks Bigger When You Don’t Procrastinate
There are two ways to write this post. There’s the way where I paint myself a victim of circumstance—someone who…
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The Penis Talk: A Conversation With My Five-Year-Old Son
Earlier this week, my son, who is in his third week of kindergarten, exposed his penis to other boys in…
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Grade School Shenanigans, Vol. 2: He Did What!?!?
The two most-commonly told jokes in men’s restrooms among both acquaintances and strangers, go like this: “Oh, so this is…
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The Liar, Liar, Pants on Fire Routine
There’s a guy. I don’t know him. He recently started dating a girl. And I know her well enough to…
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