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February 2014
Advertising and Kids
I know how to stimulate the economy.
Not create job growth, necessarily. This plan would almost certainly not address the…
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The Jesuit Standoff
Pooping embarrasses me more than almost anything.
You might say I suffer from a super-minor form of parcopresis. It’s not…
An Open Letter to Shitty Husbands, Vol. 6
You think you’re being nice. But you’re not.
You think you’re doing her a favor. But you’re not.
You think…
Hangovers and $4 Lobster
Because I had more fun than I usually do last night, I don’t feel amazing today.
While I was being…
I Don’t Smoke Cigars
It’s the little moments that change your life forever.
The whispers.
The That almost happened! moments.
The close calls.
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The Greatest Generation
After my parents came back to the house to tell me which one of them I was going to live…
“Dad! I Have to Show You Something.”
Uh-oh.
That can mean so many things.
“Daaaad! I have to show you something,” my five-year-old yelled from down the…
The Problems That Remain
When I have a bunch of chores, I tend to save the hardest stuff for last.
I think there’s probably…
The Art of Dating Discrimination
I’ve only had three girlfriends ever make it past the get-to-know-you phase.
It’s because both my mom and dad had…
A Girl at a Bar
It was to be a different kind of Valentine’s Day.
I was okay with that.
My five-year-old son had a…
